Drawing improves your chances of Survival

Does it work? (readable, funny, pacing etc.)

Update: I've been informed it's a little too reliant on bad puns, comes off as immature and not particularly funny. Me in a nutshell, haha. I'm going to keep trying though, I have some different ideas to try (but if anyone who visits this blog fancies themselves a decent writer, drop me an e-mail with some samples, maybe we could collaborate).